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We don't treat you as a faceless customer. Instead, our integrative approach recognizes that every user is a unique and valued computer accessory. Our trained counselors will suggest a program of nutrition, exercise and Boolean chanting to bring you into harmony with your PC. Dr. Harmonic himself will formulate a personalized diet rich in minerals and organic battery fluids.
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